military" and given the utter lack of realism in Real War, that's really rather worrying. There's a huge stamp on the box that claims it's, "Based on the official JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF training game developed for the U.S. It might be sold as a realistic, modern-day strategy game, but the truth of the matter is somewhat different. With Real War, my deductive nasal senses went on full alert. While this has left me a bitter and twisted wreck unable to partake in even the most ordinary kind of pleasures, it also means I have a nose that can sniff out crap before I so much as step inside my local game store. Whereas most people have their childish enthusiasm and energy slowly eroded by the demands and pressures of adult life, I was actually born a sad, miserable old git with all the passion and joy of a bag of gravel.
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